my bird hit the pipe

A reference to a downpoint in ones life pertaining to the once popular game, "Flappy Bird". This term indicates a moment or circumstance in which someone is emotionally affected negatively and uses the metaphor "my bird hit the fan" to represent their life coming to a halt or changing for the worse.

Bro#1: Aw man I'm so stoked for this gnarly hot chocolate
Bro#2: Dude I'm so happy for you
Bro#1: FUCK MAN I TRIPPED AND DROPPED MY HOT CHOCOLATE. MY BIRD HIT THE PIPE
Bro#2: THAT FUCKIN SUCKS MAN

by dudebrognarlyswag January 6, 2015

Uncle ritchie hit

A hit of marijuana so large that your lungs cannot contain all the smoke, leading it to cloud around your face.

Your lungs can't handle that uncle ritchie hit, bro.

by letsblowdro January 21, 2015

call a hit

To hire someone to beat up, or kill someone else.
(You can also use this term sarcastically to show your protective tendency for your significant other)

Girl: looser's name here is being such a jerk.
Guy: Do you need me to "call a hit" on em?

by Ray rice >:-( August 1, 2016

hide-a-hit

A device made from one or more gas mask canisters in which to exhale when smoking weed. The military grade canister filters trap any and all smoke and odors.

A perfected iteration of the "paper towel tube and dryer sheets" model, and an absolute must for any DL stoner.

Kevin: "Man, how come Josh's apartment never smells like weed? He smokes ALL THE TIME."

Jake: " 'cause he always uses his hide-a-hit, bro. He invented it, after all."

by Mercynary(kik) March 7, 2017

like you're hit

An illiterate term used by ghetto people who frequent jail, meaning you're less than they are but in reality they are less than you.

I'm classy, intelligent, beautiful and Independant and like you're hit.

by Sugardaddy teachings May 23, 2018

Shit’s gonna hit the fan

Shit’s(a problem that has been avoided or that is waiting to be fixed) gonna hit the fan(theoretically the problem is going to “explode”, “combust” and make things worse by hitting the fan)

“Why don’t you just a get a divorce?”

“but then it’s going to make her want custody”

”We’ve been arguing about everything”

“The way she’s been acting seems like She wants to get a divorce too”

“It’s just a matter of time before shit’s gonna hit the fan”

by Trumpsuvksass January 1, 2019

Bust the load and hit the road

A man getting a woman pregnant and then leaving before the baby is born.

Usually happens in small towns such as Banbury where it is seen as unusual for the father to raise his child as he still needs to get his GCSEs

I like this girl but she wants to marry me

Mate just bust the load and hit the road

by YourmumiliketoRIDHT June 9, 2019