chad told andrew and nick that last nigh he jacked off due to lack of pussy from ladys and got it all over the back of his hands which is commonly known as the spiderman hands
by Nick54 November 12, 2006
a person with bisexual hands will hit anyone regardless of their gender. In this politically correct bullshit world it's good to know that some men are still willing to hit their wives
by bread infection October 22, 2005
What you get from playing melee claw style for to long like dumbass, jacking off for to long, or doing both at the same time.
by Meleelover69 November 11, 2015
This girl didn't know what hand soap was, so i told her it was something that was white and gooey. Her reaction was priceless.
by pnutbutter0789 April 01, 2017
Yankee Fan 1: "I can't believe the Sox won the series"
Yankee Fan 2: "Yah, that was so whore-handed!"
Yankee Fan 2: "Yah, that was so whore-handed!"
by Nick Salve & Mike Lynch January 02, 2005
Similar to wanking hand. It is the hand that someone uses to wipe their ass after they shit. They don't give 2 shits about cleaning that hand. It can be the same or different hand as the wanking hand, depending on the person. Do not shake it or you will face something that is worse than death. If you shake it, RIP XC. If the hand you shake is the wanking and shiting hand, I don't know what to say.
A: Don't shake his shiting hand *lolol*
B: But how do I know which is it?
A: How the hell should I know? If you shake it, RIP.
B: But how do I know which is it?
A: How the hell should I know? If you shake it, RIP.
by Mr Confident June 26, 2016
1. What you wish you had when you are really hungry after chilling or partying.
2. What someone has when they make something really good happen.
3. Someone who commits an act of trife.
4. Someone who has an addiction to excessive masturbation.
2. What someone has when they make something really good happen.
3. Someone who commits an act of trife.
4. Someone who has an addiction to excessive masturbation.
1. I'm so hungry, I wish I had donut hands.
2. That dude just hooked us up with a damn good party. That guy has donut hands for real.
3. Wow, I can't believe he acted like donut hands and stole your girlfriend.
4. I bet he is so lonely, he sits around at home and jacks it like donut hands.
2. That dude just hooked us up with a damn good party. That guy has donut hands for real.
3. Wow, I can't believe he acted like donut hands and stole your girlfriend.
4. I bet he is so lonely, he sits around at home and jacks it like donut hands.
by mhs_boyz_atx April 06, 2009