spiderman hands

jacking off and cumming all over the back of your hand.

chad told andrew and nick that last nigh he jacked off due to lack of pussy from ladys and got it all over the back of his hands which is commonly known as the spiderman hands

by Nick54 November 12, 2006

bisexual hands

a person with bisexual hands will hit anyone regardless of their gender. In this politically correct bullshit world it's good to know that some men are still willing to hit their wives

Hit his wife and her brother, thus proving he had bisexual hands

by bread infection October 21, 2005

place the hand

When your playing poker, and you wish your partner to place there hand.. but they end up grabbing there tits.

"place the hand"

by PLACETHEHAND March 26, 2010

playstation hands

Usually unspoken argument for playing playstation rather then xbox. People with playstation hands can't handel xbox controllers because there hands are to small.

Also refers to a males genital size since its related to the handsize.

1) Guy 1: Dude, playstation is so much better and the controllers are so compftable.

Guy 2: Sure, your hands are just to small, skeethead

2) Girl 1: Hey look this guy looks so cute I'll hook up with him.

Girl 2: Hack no look at his playstation hands.

by Lenne Jaaaames December 7, 2009

Slide a Hand

Wacking off in your pants

Last night I slept on the couch and everyone was in their rooms so I had to slide a hand.

by whiteshadow123 June 25, 2010

Hand Operative

someone who uses their hand to satisfy themselves - "Wanker"

Dad, in front of kids - "That Prime Minister is a proper hand operative"

by colley301279 August 26, 2007

hows the hand

greeting to a friend that masterbates far far far to much

me"hey pete hows the hand ?"

pete"not bad still abit stiff though hows yours"

me"mine fine thank you very much and handsfree thanks to the gf"
or
me "hows the hand?"

pete" not bad switched to my left giving the right a rest it feels like someone else is doing it"

by bigsimmo May 1, 2008