human hashtag

The use of hashtags in real life situations. Signified by saying out loud the word "human hashtag" followed by a phrase that would in fact be a hashtag if used on a social networking sight. Often accompanied by the action of laying the pointer and middle fingers of one hand over the pointer and middle fingers of the other hand.

*upon seeing a friend whom you haven't seen in a while *

Dan: "hey Rick"

Rick: "hey Dan, human hashtag long-time-no-see"

Dan: "human hashtag for-real"

by Dbomb484 November 10, 2013

Human break

Going to the toilet for urination. You take a 'break' of the tasks a human does on every day base.

1. He will be right back in the meeting - he is on a human break.
2. He won't be able to join since he is on a human break.

by pivifl January 26, 2022

humans

Beings who slowly kill the planet. Some do the best not to, even though it is inevitable. Only humans can read this. So, are you, sadly, a human?

Person 1- Are you guys humans?
Persons 2- Of course, pfft!

by 미겔 December 11, 2022

a human ick

lelli kelli.

who is a human ick?
lelli kelli.

by sksodoejsnif February 20, 2022

Human Snailing

The act of using a blanked to curl into a ball, And ejaculating in order to move, leaving a trail of semen on the floor, like a snail.

Me and my friends tried Human Snailing for the first time.

by urethraworms September 1, 2024

a lost of humans

The collection name for a group of humans.

Similar to a herd of goats, a school of fish, a murder of crows, there is a lost of humans.

by ShackleBuster May 6, 2022

Human Bong

The act of inserting the mouthpiece of a vape into your partner's vagina, and blowing into opposite end of the vape, filling up your partner's vaginal cavity with vapor. After removing the vape, quickly applying your mouth to your partner's vagina and inhaling.

"Honey, I think I got cervical cancer from when we were doing the human bong."

by acid)eater May 6, 2024