Goat-Ass Bullshit

Term used to describe ridiculous policies or decisions that are void any semblance of common sense or rationality.

Who the Fuck came up with this Goat-Ass Bullshit?

by Used2Bscrubs August 9, 2024

like a goat

When something is occurring that is quite grandiose or even just plain crazy.

As it was snowing hard outside and visibility was poor, Todd exclaimed, "It's snowing like a goat!"

by GlenYudismaki February 24, 2014

GOATED with da Sause

The best thing you've ever seen... like seriously don't use this term on overhyped items.
a term to describe something astromical, for example: a mind blowing experience/idea/item

woahhh my dude that rabbit is GOATED WITH DA SAUSE. like woahhhhh ive never seen a better rabbit.

by saucegoater1233 March 9, 2024

throat goat

a greatest giver of blow jobs

I am a throat goat

by russell641 February 21, 2022

Goat

Greatest of all time or the best at what they do

Tom Brady is the goat of quarterbacks

by Ryan dove May 11, 2019

Stinky Goat

When a guy is having explosive diarrhea while their partner is giving him a blowjob simultaneously. The feces is so explosive that it splashes out of the toilet bowl and covers the partners chin, resembling a goatee.

My IBS was flaring up the other night. At least I was able to give my girl a stinky goat.

by Gary Giveittoya October 16, 2020

goat

An incredibly overused term thats short for "Greatest Of All Time", mostly used by people below 20 (at the time of writing) that don't really have the experience to make such a claim. A funny meme or good joke or nice sandwich is enough to get the "Greatest Of All Time" label because most people using this term are young and simply unaware of actual "GOAT" things.

Some people even go the extra step of using the wrong grammar, as if they are talking about goats the animal, because why not (see second example)

"My favorite streamer is the goat" (okay usage)
"My favorite streamer is such a goat" (not okay)

by S_Banana August 21, 2023