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Forty-five Days of Stupid

That time generally starting a few days before Thanksgiving and ending sometime after the New Year where everyone appears to lose all common sense. Highlighted by events such as Black Friday, Drunk Christmas Parties, Fights over parking stalls at malls, erratic driving on freeways, an unexplainable increase in the number of people out and about, and general chaos wherever people tend to congregate.
Dude this sucks. I try to go to a store and I get hit by the Forty-Five Days of Stupid. People cutting me off on the drive over, fights over a parking stall, crabby-ass folks in line at the check out, and clerks that look like they would rather kill you and stick you in a closet than ring up your tab.

I'm gonna go in the basement with a six-pack and wait it out.
by Bob1655 December 23, 2011
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Illinois High-Five

When two men touch the tips of their dick together, similar to high-fiving.
Hey gang the Cubs won.. Illinois High-Fives all around!"
by Trz Sewercap May 21, 2020
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Five minute nathan

He thinks his god, he thinks his amazing, he works at B&M and everything's done in 5 minutes. His short, his a idiot and most of all his a loser!
Itll be done in 5 minutes guys! Five minute nathan!
by The secret grafter November 8, 2020
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Adding five

Adding or to add five means to look for problems or trouble

5 is the highest intensity of 1 to 5; the intensity of chaos. Synonymous to "going 100 really quick". "Five" almost sounds like "fight"
1) I have created a new term!
2) So what is it?

1) It is called "adding five"!
2) Adding what to five?

1) Adding five means to look for problems. Like, there are some people who like to escalate trivial things to the max
2) Well yeah?

1) Then adding five is escalating the situation. Therefore, they're creating problems
2) Oh okay...interesting. I like that. I hope it gets popularized :3
by Lime Juice (St. Lucia) April 13, 2025
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