Cotton Fingers

Similar to cotton mouth, but relates to typing too much in a conversation, thus causing cotton fingers. Cotton fingers make typing much harder than normal, requiring application of a moisturizer to be cured.

Sean: Hey man! What are you doing tonight?
John: Can barely talk right now, have a bad case of cotton fingers from typing all day. Call me??

by Cheezedoutofmymind July 25, 2019

Finger Paint'n

Female masterbation or Female masterbating

Her dude came over unannounced and saw his chic finger paint'n.

by Iceburg Saint April 24, 2019

Farmer finger

The ability a farmer has to tighten a nut or bolt with his fingers that a lesser man needs a wrench to loosen it.

"Hey man, can you hand me a 12mm wrench? Your dad Farmer Fingered the shit out of this bolt.

by PolishPounder May 6, 2019

Middle finger

A gesture in American sign language meaning to fuck off

Tyler flipped the Middle Finger to Nate.

by Wright057 May 22, 2018

Finger Cake

A sweet juicy delicatessen fresh off the thighs and booty of your lady!

I really like to grab onto her finger cake when sexing her.

by Brennavic February 7, 2020

Plastic Finger

To point your finger at someone and bare false witness against them. Plastic can be fake, not real, untrue. Humans often point a finger at someone when ratting them out and lying at the same time.

I knew that Mary was lying about Fred when she falsely accused him of the theft, she pointed her “plastic finger” at him and totally lied.

by Douglas John September 12, 2020

no finger december

It’s no finger December for the girls because we boys had no but November so it’s turn for the girls good luck girls

Girl 1:What’s today sister

Girl 2: idk what is it

Girl 1:ITS NO FINGER DECEMBER

Girl 1:BUT WHY NO FINGER DECEMBER

Girl 1:Idk cause it’s NO FINGER DECEMBER

by Fer_cuh_。—。 November 6, 2020