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if u r a homeschool parent on ur first day, u probably cried, if u have multiple kids uh yeah u cried, during homeschool, u always go 4 the younger child because ur probably thinking u r child has 2 find words that rhyme with cat. good luck
u know it looks like that DJ from fuller house is a homeschool parent on their first day.
mugGet the homeschool parent on their first daymug.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Ənalepituƴ: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025
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First birthday

The act of sitting your unwiped ass on your partner's face while teabagging them, then ejaculating in and around their mouth. The end result resembles a baby that smeared cake all over itself at its first birthday party.
I got fired because the security cameras caught me giving Carol a first birthday in the supply closet.
by Stephen Jung December 9, 2013
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half-first cousin-nephew

Half-first cousin's son.
My half-first cousin-nephew is a good boy.
by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019
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Ted "Always on vacation during a crisis" Cruz talking to Tucker Carlson about America killing people....
Hym "I mean, you label them terrorists first AND THEN YOU KILL THEM but you ALSO get to KILL AS MANY INNOCENT CIVILIANS AS YOU WANT SO LONG AS YOU'RE (TECHNICALLY) AIMING FOR THE TERRORISTS... Which I can't criticize TOO MUCH because I'm ALSO doing it kind of but still. Adding that extra step doesn't change anything. But it's OK Ted. I'm saving you. You're being saved. BE SAVEDAH!!!!!!!!!!!"
by Hym Iam July 13, 2025
mugGet the You label them terrorists firstmug.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Compass 《🧭 》: The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025
mugGet the Compass 《🧭 》: The First Juvenile Releasemug.

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