Dylan

Dylan is a great friend who's funny and nice. He normally marries people who's names start with F!
"Hey have you see that guy who got married at age 13?"

"Oh! That's just Dylan!"
by Coolgirl42 November 04, 2021
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dylan is such a dylan
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Hey look at that guy. I bet his name is Dylan
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A fuckboy with gay hair and small dick which he shoves up his moms and dogs ass
Wow,Dylan is a fucking douchebag he has dated everybody and his mom!
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dylan is a 5’3 basketball player. i never would’ve thought i would friends with him, let alone best friends. his exterior is more rude and sarcastic, but once i got to know him, he’s actually really sweet. he’s also one of the funniest people you will ever meet, yet he’ll start cracking up at the most unfunny joke about a autistic person. he’s also a boy i’ve had a crush on at least 2 times during our friendship, even tho he kinda looks like a dog. but after a while you can’t keep liking someone who will definitely never like you, especially after you had to watch an excruciating screen recording of him talking to a bitch named stephanie (srry). in the end, dylan is a friend who may be extremely aggressive and rude, but if you need him, he’ll be there. if you have a dylan keep him, if you don’t, definitely get yourself one.
person 1: you free this weekend?
person 2: nah i’m hanging out with Dylan
person:1 you think i can come, you make him seem like he mad cool
person 2: cuz he is
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A person who only cares about themself and can’t keep a relationship worth their life
Damn they’re acting like Dylan
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