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Cluster-dump

A less than optimal bowel movement, the consistency of which is marked by an aggregate of clusters as opposed to a watery product or the much coveted compact submarine.
Max felt much better, physically and mentally, after his

cluster-dump: it wasn't his regular full bowel but it also wasn't his irritable bowel syndrome. Max was happy.
by MaxVonEsquire August 15, 2021
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Tom Daley dump

Offloading a turd that dropped out at such high velocity it didn’t even make a splash

A Tom Daley dump
Fucking hell mate I’ve just had a “Tom Daley dump”
by spanjabber13 October 13, 2021
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dump ya pipe

Hey yo, you meet up with that girl last night and dump ya pipe?
by DaWordNerd January 10, 2011
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chinese dump

When you've gotta take a crap so bad your eyes are squinting.
Aw man, this chinese dump is gonna be bad.
by Steve 999999 April 14, 2017
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Coma Dump

A epic dump so powerful it induces a mind -erasing nap post dump.
Best friend: what the hell happened to you?

Me: I don't know. All I can remember is going to meet you for tacos and tequila. Then I woke up 3 days late for work naked and on my toilet.

Best friend: Oh fuck man, you're obviously a victim of a Coma Dump.
by Bald but knowledgeable March 24, 2025
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Create Meme Dump Day

Hey, you celebrated Delete Meme Dump Day, now it's time for Create Meme Dump Day.
by TheChickenMan64 December 17, 2020
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Thanksgiving dump

The dump you take the morning after Thanksgiving, usually a heavy bowel movement made up of alot of meat and other food items following a thanksgiving dinner. Not as bad as a liquor poo, but still an experience either way. Sometimes it might require two trips to the washroom. Usually a firm and solid shit, you do run the risk of clogging the toilet due to the heavy amount of meat and casserole.
Hey John are you alright !?

John; yeah I am fine, just took a Thanksgiving dump!
by Anton H October 13, 2025
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