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Dumb-fag cum-rag

A young man of lesser intelligence, gullible nature and eager to please whose best gig in life is to be "the center" at bukkake parties. He will happily perform blowjobs on all the attendees of the party, but his ultimate thrill comes from being jizzed on by all the party goers. A dumb-fag cum-rag will allow fresh loads to be deposited anywhere on his person (including on his face, in his hair, on his clothes, on his possessions - like his phone or glasses, or anywhere on his body). He will not move from his station until every party attendee has shot at least 1 load of cum on him (which could be the entire night for big parties or parties with new attendees arriving). He will not take any opportunity to wash or clean himself at any stage during the party and will leave the party covered in the many, many loads
of semen he received on the night. If he is stripped naked when arriving at the bukkake party he may prefer to leave the party without being clothed and will never EVER accept payment of any type for his service.
Michael: "Hey Steve, look at this fucking Dumb-fag cum-rag trying to convince this Uber driver to take him home."

Steve: "Why would you let some naked guy absolutely smothered in semen get in your car! hilarious"
by Jay-1001 January 31, 2025
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Dumb

Ur dumb. Why are you looking it up in the urban dictionary???
by anonymous November 13, 2023
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dumb as fuck

gullible people who believe everything on tiktok.
You know, the guy above trying to be a smartass said there instead of their when referring to someone's idiocy. So really, the guy above is dumb as fuck.
The guy above: People still use it incorrectly though, showing there complete idiocy when they cannot correctly use the most versatile word in the English language.

Me: Wow, you can't spell versatile, AND you said there instead of their. You are dumb as fuck.
by slutforerenandarmin. April 17, 2022
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Dumb Shat

Someone who is literally dumb therefore Drew and Brooke
That boy is a dumb shat
by Dumb shat June 9, 2018
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Not Dumb

What superior bitches like to call "smart".
If someone says that they are Not Dumb, you should jump into a deep hole and peel potatoes in a dead game aka. fortnite.
Meme Creator: Im not Dumb
World: Plays Minecraft
by We are Not Dumb January 8, 2019
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Dumb hos these days....

A phrase that is used when a person, a girl in particular, does something stupid or offensive.
Matt: Dude, Krissy just told me off for yelling at her friend. She didn't have anything to do with that!
Jonny: I know dude! Dumb hos these days....
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dumb fuck

People who think someone is interested just because you're nice to them, when in truth the only reason you talk to them is to fulfill your "one good deed" for the day! -_-
People named Ricardo...
Ricardo is a dumb fuck!
by I'm not always this mean.. October 26, 2012
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