Noun: Injury sustained from excessive douche exposure
Adjective: The quality of being massively douchey
Adjective: The quality of being massively douchey
"I ended up talking for a half hour to some guy with too much hair gel and a screen-printed dress shirt. I have a nasty douche-bruise."
"David? Total Douchebruise."
"David? Total Douchebruise."
by IDidItFirst! October 16, 2011
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"Are you The Gentlemen Douche?"
"Indeed I am madam, but now I feel that I must make an inquiry of you. Can I buy you a drink – or would you just prefer the five bucks?"
"Indeed I am madam, but now I feel that I must make an inquiry of you. Can I buy you a drink – or would you just prefer the five bucks?"
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Person 1:"Hey do you want to hang out tonight?"
Person 2: "No, John was being such a douche today, and I'm too douched-out to go anywhere."
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Person 2: "No, John was being such a douche today, and I'm too douched-out to go anywhere."
by clarissacutie October 9, 2011
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Rather than tell the detective what he meant by someone being "washed" he instead told him to google it like the deflecting douche he was.
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I'm trying to have a conversation with this guy, but this tech douche can't look me in the eyes because he's fixated on his phone
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He is usually white and is also considered a " fuck boi" .
He is over confidant and thinks he has something to prove ; of just how fucking hardcore he is.
He is usually white and is also considered a " fuck boi" .
He is over confidant and thinks he has something to prove ; of just how fucking hardcore he is.
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