Dirty kon

When you ejaculate into her eye and then cut her dads dick off and eat it with tea and biscuits

Jesus jack he’s pulled a dirty kon on her

by Jh32468 March 15, 2021

Dirty John

We dont speak of Dirty John, he comes up behind you when you're in a bush.

We dont speak about Dirty John

by UrbanKai April 15, 2021

Dirty Aden

A dirty Aden is when you stick a finger in your ass mid masturbation while trying to scratch your ass.

Dang bro I pulled a dirty Aden last night in the bathroom

by DigBig daddy May 4, 2021

Dirty Günter

When an uncircumcised man cums onto a woman’s vagina, not having the cum enter, and sucks it off of her vagina. After sucking the cum off he then kisses his dad while his dad’s penis is stuck inside of a door and puts the cum into his mouth. Then you start a five-some with your mom, dad, best friend, girlfriend, and a random homeless man with herpes. And then you cum all over your mom’s vibrator/dildo. Then you put your penis in a ceiling fan at full speed with blades on it and circumcise yourself.

Oh man, blood sprayed everywhere while I was doing a dirty Günter last night

by Father Germany June 25, 2022

Dirty Cam

The act of shitting in a plastic bag at work and taking it home and rubbing it all over your spouse as foreplay

Oh my gosh my husband drove all day and still had time to give me a dirty cam when he got home

by Damnman August 10, 2022

Dirty Gabbe

When you do a dirty gabbe you smash a gorilla with your huge penis and you smash it till it dies

I did a dirty gabbe yestrday

by your mom lmao im so funny omg April 25, 2022

Dirty xiara

When a obese egirl sits on top of a man and proceeds to release explosive diarrhoea into the man’s mouth until suffocation.

“Damnnn I heard that chick Bella gave that guy a Dirty xiara, reckon he’s still alive?

by your-fellow-niglet May 3, 2022