Can I have the last cookie

Can I have the last cookie

Can I have the last cookie ?

by Bgdthethnytne August 19, 2019

Wassup, can a loc come up in your crib?

When a friend of yours questions if he can come inside your residence when he will be met by you at your place of duties later.

Lamar: Wassup, can a loc come up in your crib?
Franklin: Man fuck you, I'll see you at work.

by Bruh6699 January 2, 2021

More than i can shake a stick at

1.(Verb) meaning more than the user could masturbate with or masturbate to.

2.(Noun) An inconceivably large amount of something.

"More than i can shake a stick at"- In a conversation;

Car parts store clerk-"Would you like to purchase some hand cleaner sir?"

Customer-"No thanks man, i have more hand cleaner than i can shake a stick at!"

Car parts store clerk-"Wow thats alot of hand cleaner!"

Customer-"Dude you have no idea......."

by Radar the Magnificent April 7, 2011

CAN I PUT MA BALLS IN YA JAWS

(YA JAWS)

BALLS IN YA JAWS

CAN I PUT MA BALLS IN YA JAWS

by AHMEDINEJAD GAMING May 3, 2021

Ten cans of stank booty ass badussy

Koris stank booty ass that smell like 10 cans of badussy

Kori why you smell like ten cans of stank booty ass badussy

by Jelman suka August 5, 2021

You Can Stop Worrying About Grenades Now

The words of the German Operator Jäger as he places his Active Defense System.

Jäger: YOU CAN STOP WORRYING ABOUT GRENADES NOW!!
Everyone else on defense: Holy shit calm your self Jäger.

by ItzaChaoza June 19, 2018

I Can Only Piss with the Cock I've Got

Used by someone when another person isn't satisfied with something they do, not due to a lack of effort but because they had limited resources to do something with.

Barry is doing a house extension with limited tools/workforce. His boss arrives

Boss: "Jesus Barry how long is this going to take you? What am I paying you for?!"

Barry: "Come on boss, I can only piss with the cock I've got..."

by come_on_england October 16, 2008