old man beer

The beer that you've been drinking since you started drinking so even if there is better stuff you still drink that beer because it's what you're used to.

"I know Bud is terrible but I drink it anyways, it's my old man beer."

by Arbitrary December 29, 2013

Eye of the beer holder

The point in time when one gets too drunk to the point where a person holds no standards for the opposite sex

Person 1: Damn why is Joe talking to that ugly chick.
Person 2: He's wasted, beauty is in the eye of the beer holder for him now.

by amcoho October 23, 2012

Team Cold Beer

When Michael Atlee, Pavlos Angelopoulos and friends of the Pirate group that are known as Team Cold Beer in all there activities dabble in massive amounts of indulgence. "Cold Beer is also the team name of there fishing team, soccer team and their home known as Cold Beer Mansion."

Team Cold Beer, if you aren't first your last.

by Cold Beer Dabbler July 17, 2011

Beer Kill

When you accidentally assassinate your beer. Especially while playing sports.

(basketball knocks over your beer)
Oh man, you just scored a beer kill! Hahaha, alcohol abuse!

by The_Real_Ice_Age February 25, 2010

beer perfesser

a professor of physics who writes a whole book about the bubbles in beer

i say is that a beer perfesser I spy in yon chamber?

by chaircrusher May 16, 2007

beer water

Beer that tastes like water/tonic water/club soda.

Man, this corona is beer water, despite being four percent and ice cold.

by BREWTALIZER December 18, 2007

Beer fire

Fire made while drinking beer.

Dude, your beer fire is on point!

by Mojomess October 21, 2016