old man beer

The beer that you've been drinking since you started drinking so even if there is better stuff you still drink that beer because it's what you're used to.

"I know Bud is terrible but I drink it anyways, it's my old man beer."

by Arbitrary December 29, 2013

beers eye view

Beers Eye View, also known as 'BEV', is the act of taking a photograph of your beverage (a beer to be exact) with a scenic view in the background.

Here is my Beers Eye View this evening. Enjoying a beer while watching the sunset in my backyard.

by BeerEnthusistJH February 16, 2017

one beers time

An interval of time used to describe how long you have been doing something, been somewhere, and so forth when you are drinking and do not have any other means of telling time.

Disclaimer: When you are speaking to a women in terms of one beers time you need to multiply your number by approximately 5.

Me: How long have we been at the beach?
My friend: I don't know, about "one beers time".
AKA: We've been here for a little over an ten minutes.

Me: How long have we been at the beach?
My friend: I don't know, about five beers time.
AKA: We've been here for about an hour.

by Strikeout October 23, 2012

beer perfesser

a professor of physics who writes a whole book about the bubbles in beer

i say is that a beer perfesser I spy in yon chamber?

by chaircrusher May 16, 2007

beer water

Beer that tastes like water/tonic water/club soda.

Man, this corona is beer water, despite being four percent and ice cold.

by BREWTALIZER December 18, 2007

Beer Kill

When you accidentally assassinate your beer. Especially while playing sports.

(basketball knocks over your beer)
Oh man, you just scored a beer kill! Hahaha, alcohol abuse!

by The_Real_Ice_Age February 25, 2010

beer footing

pouring half a pint of beer or more on to a mates foot

when dario poured half a pint of stella on to sparkys foot at pompey in a club. was well funny!!! would recomend beer footing

by ellis the legend April 26, 2006