Anal Depository

When you take two rolls of quarters, shove ‘em in a condom, and stick it way up her ass. (Lube is not recommended)

Person 1:”Have you tried the Anal depository?”
Person 2: “Oh yeah totally, I made a short term investment!”

by WH262 March 1, 2018

anal glide

Anal glide is a soft liquid to get the Dick in the pussy

Dude did you buy the anal glide for tonight?

by Snsksk February 14, 2017

anal spade

Where you scoop out the phesces of a woman's anal cavity and digest it because your a dirty wanker and deserve to die

I anal spaded that girl last night
What's an anal spade?
Bend over. I'll show you ;)

by yournanssweatyarmpit February 20, 2017

Anal Dough

Another word for a shit or a poop

Gotta go deliver some anal dough to the toilet. Ill be back shortly

by Coledinho February 28, 2017

anal retardation

Anal retardation is extreme anal retention. Following the letter of the Law or company policy regardless of any damage it may cause; no remorse, no morality, no ethic questioning, no guilt. They are the Witch Burners! "I was just doing what I was told!"

She doesn't care that you had a flat, all she knows is you were late for work. She is a living example of anal retardation!

by Perakee April 18, 2016

anal nugget

(ay-nul nuh-get)
A piece of excrement left upon a mans penis gained through anal sex

Man 1: "woah man, was smashing lydia's back door in last night, it was really good until i got home!"
Man 2: "why bro, did she suck your toe or something?"
Man 1: "nah, she left an anal nugget on the top of my dick"

by Lyzard September 6, 2016

Anal Saliva

Liquids coming out your ass right before diaharia.

I had horrible anal saliva from that mexican food last night!

by Analfacts July 9, 2016