A Vietnamese GigaChad but has a bigger dong than the planet and is the sexiest man alive. He fucks any hot girl and prays to Buddha. The Smartest alpha Male Ever. If you're reading this, get better, I'm the best at Valorant.
Jordan Quoc Van is my boyfriend.
by Communism Buddha November 25, 2021
by GeoBoxing November 13, 2022
THIS PERSON IS SO VERY EPIC AND POGGERS AND WE LOVE THEM AND I WOULD GIVE MY TWITCH PRINE SUBSCRIPTION TO THEM IF THERE WAS A TWITCH IRL AND THEYRE SO COOL AND AWESOME AND IM VERY PROUD OF THEM!!!
„hey, have you heard of loyal corner woman jordan?“
„YEAH THEYRE MY BEST FRIEND LIKE LITERALLY. THEYRE SO COOL. WE STAN THEM.“
„YEAH THEYRE MY BEST FRIEND LIKE LITERALLY. THEYRE SO COOL. WE STAN THEM.“
by GHOSTSTEDDY July 01, 2021
The act of destroying any Apple iMac for various reasons. A reference to when Jordan U destroyed his 2017 iMac to take the HDD out.
"I was being so frustrated with my slow Core 2 Duo iMac so I had to do Jordan U data recovery on it"
by trolltime12 December 25, 2023
a really annoying person throws paper at people all the time and always throws a tantrum when he is timed out and is very in love with boys and men.
by A.T.Foxley February 22, 2018
by EPICPUSSYDESTORYER March 08, 2023
by Meme Trash11111111 August 18, 2018