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Alabaman Mud Cracker

The Alabaman Mud Cracker is when you or your partner proceeds to shit on a cracker and feed it to you or him/her.
Man!That Alabaman Mud Cracker was delicious last night!
by Boss de la Boss March 4, 2018
mugGet the Alabaman Mud Crackermug.

Cracker

A european nazi from the mediterranean that’s barely white but always likes to talk shit.
He’ also a zionist for some reason.
Cracker: “You arabs always come to our nations and rape our women.”

innocent dude: “Fuck you mean <<you>>? I ain’t raped no one. I’m not even Arab.”

Cracker: “Tomato Potato, you’re all the same.”

Innocent dude: “Fuck you too then, Cracker.
by mh049 July 26, 2025
mugGet the Crackermug.

Soggy cracker bottle

A group of men ejaculate in side the bottle and the person that ejaculates last has to drink it and eat it.
Ryan played soggy cracker bottle and lost so he had to drink it and eat it
by Jackson was here October 7, 2020
mugGet the Soggy cracker bottlemug.

Bitty White-Cracker

A fat, middle-aged, ugly bitch.
Person 1: Look at that bitch
Person 2: She looks so fucking nasty and middle-aged
Person 1: What a bitty white-cracker
by Sasssssysaucyyy November 14, 2020
mugGet the Bitty White-Crackermug.

Cracker Quack

White, racistKaren” style doctor who makes life hell for each of his Black patients
Ugh! This racist Cracker Quack won’t sign my sick leave form even though my guts have fallen out. I can’t work ummm because my guts have literally fallen out! But now I won’t get paid because of this racist Cracker Quack doctor!
by T-Jeff March 30, 2023
mugGet the Cracker Quackmug.

Ass Cracker

Its mean your a fucking ass and can't do shit
So someone sitting down not doing anything and your like oh you fucking ass cracker
by Atalo June 7, 2017
mugGet the Ass Crackermug.

Gram-cracker

Gramaw + Craker. A racist, old, white person. Works for Male and Female.
Betty Brown is a Gram-cracker that wants Asian-Americans to have more Americanized names that are "easier" to say. Good luck, Betty Brown.
by stinkystee May 18, 2009
mugGet the Gram-crackermug.

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