wacking the weeds

When your jacking off and you mess with your ball hair.

As Jimmy was jacking off, he found himself wacking the weeds

by pandaman6669 October 6, 2016

weed welfare

When you're so poor you can't even afford your own weed!

We be on that weed welfare!

by Weed welfare December 4, 2015

Weed Broke

When you're out of marijuana and don't have the money to buy more

Dude, I'm so weed broke, that I searched for roaches and scraped my grinders just to have something to smoke.

by Koolbluegirl January 14, 2019

Pulling weeds

Masterbating in the backyard.

He was pulling weeds in because he was horney

by Joymooon May 7, 2025

girl weed

The best weed in the game. Unlike the boy weed plant this girl makes the shit you can smoke out tha bong.

Im growing a girl weed I can't wait to role that shit up and have the time of my life.

by long shlong skalts January 20, 2020

Weed

Weed (aka Cannabis) is a psychoactive drug that you can smoke. It is the most commonly used illegal drug in the world.

Chill, smoke some weed.

by M1d January 10, 2022

bleedin the weed

When you beat a penis with a large amount of marijuana to the point where blood is drawn.

I was beating my boy friends penis with so much weed he died of blood loss Bleedin the weed. weed butt weenie shlong

by I_love_my_seanniboo March 14, 2016