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kick her to the kerb

The kerb being the edge between a footpath/pavement and the road.

To get your woman out of your life.
If you get cheated on, betrayed by or abandoned by your woman then "kick her to the kerb".
Basically get her out of your life and on her way. Hit the road Jack and don't come back!
by MaxBrit February 6, 2015
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kicking tee retriever

Your job is to run to the center of the football field and grab the kick off tee after the ball is booted to the other end of the field. The only way you can screw this up is if you’re plowed into by the return man or the fifth string linebacker relegated to Special Teams.

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You get to go to every home game, be on the sidelines, and work a grand total of ten minutes per game by simply running in to football field. Thats a kicking tee retriever
by who really cares damn January 7, 2010
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kick the dog

when you drug your kitvhen witch with alcohol
can we kick the dog
by Cody5050 November 15, 2020
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Kick

A website that is totally different than twitch an not inspired at all. It also doesn't have almost the exact same website look with different colors.
by InitiiDev May 11, 2023
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National Kick a short person day

Created to counter national kick a tall person day
Hey, did you hear that its National Kick a Short Person day? Its when you kick short people under 170cm
by dan1eaa January 20, 2023
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Detective's Kick

An investigative probe into the world around you made by aggressively putting the boot to someone or something.
"Is he dead?"
*Detective's Kick*

"Owww!"
"nope"
by Rolandofgilead May 27, 2024
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creme kick

When a openly homosexual man kicks a woman into her freshly creme pied vagina.
She's pretty loose yo, I heard Brett creme kicked that fat bitch Sarah my African American sibling.
by TheUltraChrist January 3, 2018
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