"Half a Horseshoe in my Ass" is when you have half good luck and half bad luck, Indicating you're just as normal as anyone else. Unlike "No Horseshoe in my Ass" which means you're below average or "A Full Horseshoe in my Ass" meaning you're above average. There is also "Multiple Horseshoes in my Ass" which means you are an over-achiever and "Horseshoe shaped void in my Ass"/"Negative Horseshoe(s) in my Ass" meaning an Underachiever.
My friend once said: "I put half a horseshoe in my ass, I'm gonna go to bed and see when I wake up whether it fell out or got sucked in during the night. I'm excited to learn something new, goodnight. I get the feeling I'll be able to predict the weather with this method, we'll see"
by CharlieKirk January 03, 2025
by Ribena November 07, 2003
Typically a beautiful girl not looking for anything more in life than to ruin your own. Also very skilled in lying and scheming (due to their looks).
by Reason December 01, 2015
Typically a beautiful female looking for nothing more in life than to ruin your own. Also very good at lying and scheming (due to their looks).
by Reason December 01, 2015
by Yod1000 January 10, 2024
When the shit is so powerful, you have to take off your pants, shoes and socks and pray to the lord for mercy. These shits typically cause massive pain in the abdominal region, followed by gassy farts.
I just had an Ass ripping shit in the morning.
by whisickle November 02, 2023