Dick

A dick is a pen, it can be smaller or larger than one though. Just like a pen a dick has the ball, tip and the long thing in the middle.

"I used a dick to write my English essay"

by emobitchxx February 19, 2024

Dalmatian dick

A penis with spots, discoloration, and/or freckles from aggressive masterbation or aggressive sexy.

I had an aggressive handjobs from my partner and now I have Dalmatian dick.

by Penis lingo July 28, 2021

Dick

no. We don’t talk about that. It traumatized me. It’s disgusting.

“Dick”
“i’m a lesbian”

by Thisismelmaolololololol February 12, 2022

Dickless dick

A chick who is being a dick

What a dickless dick.

by Ajax411 December 5, 2020

little chubby dick

Bryan got a lil chubby small dick

Bryan - “ Am i in deep baby”

Girl - “ are u even in yet? i feel nothing”

Bryan - “ Im trying my hardest *Sobbing* “

Girl - “ Ur a little chubby dick loser “

by BryanHater101 December 5, 2023

wad of dick

the dane-cook-ish way to say dickwad when dickwad just isn't poignant enough

Sylar can be such a wad of dick.

by nothingwhatsoever July 10, 2011

Dick Cheney

Made money off the Iraq war

Dick Cheney made money off the Iraq war

by Really stupid bitch December 13, 2019