Mom: “What is Dez doing with that toy?”
Dad: “He’s just practicing ass...he don’t do nothing with sense.”
Dad: “He’s just practicing ass...he don’t do nothing with sense.”
by MrE150 December 31, 2021
Get the practicing assmug. 1: yesterday I saw a dude jogging in short shorts that were ass crease height. ‘‘Twas quite nasty.
2: why all these thots be wearing dresses that are ass crease height in the winter?
3: I can hold a pencil in my ass crease. Want to see?
2: why all these thots be wearing dresses that are ass crease height in the winter?
3: I can hold a pencil in my ass crease. Want to see?
by Smash_the_Pumpkins May 28, 2019
Get the Ass creasemug. A kind of apology that makes you wanna slap you friend across the face. They take this apology so sarcastically, they sound like an ass when they say it.
by Bombshells hair salon bitch March 8, 2015
Get the Ass Apologymug. Whenever your lover is mad at u or abt something and she/he text you one word ass responses such ass,” ok . That shi pisses a Nigga off to another level.
by ilovemymfgirlfriend November 19, 2022
Get the One word ass responsesmug. This definition is mostly used when someone is being really serious about something. But it can also be used when referring to a person who is not doing good in life. The term comes from dead (lazy, bum) ass (donkey) this term is used in ganglish.
Man 1: I got fired from my job and have been lazing around my house for months!
Man 2: you’re becoming a dead ass, do something!
Man 2: you’re becoming a dead ass, do something!
by Sebrome December 28, 2024
Get the Dead assmug. That flap of fat on a fat girls ass cheeks that when in a pair of pants,shorts or other clothing items looks like she has a pussy on her ass!!
by Stormygyrl March 29, 2017
Get the Ass pussymug. Used when someone is being too intense, irritable, combative, or distracted and they need to relax. It means that they need to get laid and stop annoying everyone else because they have not been able to release their sexual frustration. They need to join the "real world" by benefiting from having sex.
It is a play on words with "touch grass" having a similar meaning but with a sexual emphasis.
It is a play on words with "touch grass" having a similar meaning but with a sexual emphasis.
You haven't stopped talking about Settlers of Catan all day. You need to go touch ass.
My ex won't stop bugging me and trying to make my life hell. She needs a new boyfriend so she can touch ass and get off my back.
My ex won't stop bugging me and trying to make my life hell. She needs a new boyfriend so she can touch ass and get off my back.
by Oolated Squiggs February 6, 2025
Get the touch assmug.