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What I stuck in your mom

"Hey Bro. I fucked your mom with my dick."

"Bro wtf?"

"I'm now your dad."

by Jaystar 💙 March 4, 2022

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Gross looking human mushroom thing.

I don’t like your dick.

by Assnballs March 4, 2022

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Cocaine Dick

A formative word pulled from slang from the 90's, indicates a popular male penis among females, known by uhhhmmmm you could say word of mouth 👄😺👄😺👄😺

Stones in my shoe, walking all day, wondering why my life sometimes feels this way.

Little white lines gonna pave on blacktop tar.

Cocaine dick. Cocaine dick. Guys got a hemi powered cocaine dick, fast and tall, top at the stall....man's got that cocaine dick. Cocaine dick. Cocaine dick.

A song. Called "cocaine dick"
Record Label. No comment.
By musician.

Stage name: Mr. Real.
Of the group:
1st Amendment

copywrite: 3/19/2022

Their second best selling song.

"I stand witness to...'
From.
The record label. Revelations.
By the group. Doctor John and the Boys.

(Short-story)
It's about a well hung notorious womanizer who is known most places by females who like to get down and boogie.

See

by DeSexbot March 5, 2022

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dick

dick is a male body part but is normally used as an insult.

you know bod, yeah he's such a DICK!

by ihatemyselfbcimnotfunny<33 March 5, 2022

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Dick Tingling Piss

When You gotta take a piss so bad that you're about to pee your pants but just before you do, you get to the toilet and feel the relief of letting it out. Sometimes you may start pissing the second you get your dick out and it may be premature and you'll miss the toilet.

Oh Shit. Oh Fuck. Oh Shit. Oh Fuck. I'm boutta pee my pants, I gotta pee so bad. This one boutta be a Dick Tingling Piss!

by Pokchop March 6, 2022

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