Dirty Chambers

When you go out sober and hit on every girl (and or boy) in hopes of getting your dick wet.

Last night I went to Jay's and pulled a Dirty Chambers

by Randolph Reaper November 18, 2024

Dirty Cillian

A Dirty Cillian is when you shove paper in a girl’s mouth and make her say “ink cartridge needed”, then busting a load in her.

Named after the legendary Cillian McGlinchey

“Did you see he did a Dirty Cillian on her?”

by fhddhffjdfh November 20, 2024

Dirty Adam

When you bust a load on a girl’s head and make bird noises, making the girl think a bird shat on her

Named after the legendary Adam McGirr

“Did you see he did a Dirty Adam on her?”

by fhddhffjdfh November 20, 2024

Dirty Christopher

When you staple your balls to a Christmas tree in an old folk’s home and shout “CHRISTMAS IS COMING” every 25 minutes

Named after the legendary Christopher Forde

“Did you hear he did a Dirty Christopher last night?”

by fhddhffjdfh November 20, 2024

Dirty Josh

When you let your girlfriend tie you on a leash like a dog and walk you through public spaces while you bark like a dog

“Did you see they did a Dirty Josh earlier?”

by fhddhffjdfh November 20, 2024

Dirty Conor

When you do 360 spins while naked so you’re balls are spinning as well, while screaming “I CAME IN LIKE A WREAKING BALLLLLL”

“Did you see he did a Dirty Conor earlier?”

by fhddhffjdfh November 20, 2024

Dirty Stephen

Imagine a Dirty, DIRTY little British boy. His teeth are rotting from the crumpets and the tea. He sailed across the smelly smelly sea, eventually arriving at University. He stank up the books. He stank up the pavement. He even stank up the LC basement. He stunk so bad he scared the skunk. He stunk so bad he stank himself drunk. So drunk off his stink you think he might shower. Without suds and soaps, for days on end, Stephen eventually went sour. He scared off the ladies. He scared off the hoes. He even scared off the rancid gym bros. Stephen asked to play chess. expecting a yes, his stench sent James off in a scurry.

Daughter: Daddy, I want a Dirty Stephen for Christmas
Daddy: No, you don't sweetie. He's a stinky little boy.

by Joey McGarry November 20, 2024