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Tylen’s dick

I is so fucking big he busted in me and my mom he is daddy
Tylen’s dick it’s so big omg if you get a Tylen to nut in you keep the baby then let your son fuck you and have that baby but don’t get too attach to it , will die I then next year because your son fucked you so have fun
by Slideinyourmom3 May 28, 2021
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dick

Person 1: Whatś good
Person 2: a dick
by URMOMYOSUCKA September 6, 2022
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Acordian Dick

When you can't get hard so you only put the tip in, and proceed to push in and pull out, while the tip is stuck inside. Thus creating an acordian type movement with the skin.
Bruh I just got done banging this chick with my acordian dick.
by Big Meat Mike June 18, 2017
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Dick

Dick, The word used to describe male genitals. Dick is easily one of the most beautiful most strong hard and amazingly constructed works ever to grace our planet. Dick is the embodiment of life peace justice and amazingness. Dick brings us together. Especially women with no hips and gingers
Cassat Boatright loves ginger dick.
by RyanPeterGarcia December 4, 2021
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Dick Pancake

When someone isn't being fair, can't make a decision, flaccid, the opposite of twat waffle, a wimp
Kat realized her boyfriend was a huge dick pancake when yet again he didn't show up to give her a ride to work. dick asshole flaccid cock sucker wimp unreliable
by Kitkat_3 August 8, 2016
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vacation dick

A penis of a relatively large size that you can receive only on some occasions. As opposed to boyfriend dick.
I hooked up with a guy last week who had vacation dick. I needed a break after that one.
by Bitchslayyings June 14, 2016
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Shit-water-dick

When your dick is so long that it falls into the water after you’ve taken a shit.
Did you hear that Tom claimed he’s big enough to have a Shit-water-dick”
by Sir big peni March 10, 2018
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