dirty nai

Wants to be fucked by anything and everything and Severely loves it

I'm a dirty nai

by Mat 3000 September 1, 2021

dirty aibhlyn

anal using doc martens as the dildo

“i gave my boyfriend a dirty aibhlyn last night, he can’t sit now”

by earthsock September 2, 2021

dirty zennor

the act of cumming on a shark while surfing

let’s do a dirty zennor when we go in the water!

by earthsock September 2, 2021

Dirty Klaas

A person who pulls out his eyelashes and let’s his mom pick out his undies.

Brian: That guy is such a momma’s boy.

Steve: Yeah, he’s definitely a dirty Klaas.

by marvelvous September 2, 2021

dirty elfine

someone that always does what their daddy says, sex with strangers is key but the act of loving sexual intercourse is a nono. has to include diagrams/drawings beforehand <333

did you hear about krystal? her dad left so her mum pulled a dirty elfine

by daddyissuesxoxo September 2, 2021

Dirty Kismet

A whore woman of whom will always believe it’s ‘fate’ that she met you. Has had at least 30 sexual partners due to this logic.

“I just slept with a girl last night bro, she was really hot! I honestly think it’s fate that we met last night.”
“Did she tell you that”
“Yeah”
“Damn bro, she just sounds like a Dirty Kismet. You should probably get yourself an STD test.”

by RegularSexHaver September 2, 2021

dirty football

When a players in a football match (professional or not) take it in turns to insert goal posts into their arse holes , then get red arsed by another player. if the goal post goes further in, the player kicking the ball gets a point, if the player with the post manages to tense hard enough to stop the pole from moving, then they get a point. The game rotates until someone has 69 points, and is therefore declared the Big Dirty Football

Person 1: Can we play Dirty Football?
Person 2: Yes!
Person 3: Shotgun the goal !!

by JizzoLizzo September 2, 2021