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dick out drunk

When you are so drunk that you pull your dick and out start walking around the party.
Did you see Chris McWilly! He's dick out drunk and is showing the boys!
by swifty0282 January 28, 2023
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Burd Dick

Haven’t ya seen the burd dick fly across chatsworth
by burddddd October 5, 2018
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Urban Dick-tioner

A person, usually under the age of 18, who tries to use the notorious website "urbandictionary.com" to write made-up words, names of people that they personally know, names of controversial celebrities, or other such trivial things, attempting to then create and invent silly, more often than not offensive, and edgy definitions in order to result funny, or maybe even to "post a screenshot for the boys" if they do happen to succeed in the ordeal. Unfortunately, though, Urban Dick-tioners, due to their immaturity, lack of proper grammar and cringy sense of humor, usually end up creating unfunny and tasteless jokes that do not possess the same quirkyness that can be found in proper memed words on "urbandictionary.com". As a result of this whole debacle, their monstrous creations rarely get voted to be added and actually end up on the site.
"Josh is such an Urban Dick-tioner, he keeps posting Jake Paul words circle-jerking the fact that he is bad like anyone doesn't already know, or that Fortnite sucks. It's no wonder that he spends his days on Reddit (Wholesome Keanu Chungus 100) and still has no girlfriend or stable income."
by YouHateToSeeIt June 24, 2020
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vacation dick

A penis that is of large size and would often be prefered over "boyfriend dick"
Person 1: so how'd it go?

Person 2: she said my vacation dick was perfect
by Definedbro May 15, 2016
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Dick

A male genitalia used to fuck women by the two holes, or possibly a male in one hole - the ass hole. This male genitalia "dick" is used to fuck all prostitutes, at all times A.K.A 24/7 - just like Kai fucking Aliya.
Kai shoved his dick up Aliya's wide pussy.
by i'vegot12345678dicks December 7, 2017
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National sucking dick day

Hey did you hear what today is? It’s national sucking dick day.
by Your secret Admire May 1, 2024
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Dick beaters

Go wash your Dick beaters before you eat.
by Wvjeff September 7, 2016
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