Similar to the "dirty sanchez" though instead of a fecal matter mustache. The matter on hand is applied as war paint, which will be worn proudly.
by Dabsquatch September 19, 2021
by fatdodo08 September 02, 2021
A person with dirty Hortense does not know when or how to stop drinking. They spend a lot of time thinking about alcohol, and they cannot control how much they consume, even if it is causing serious problems at home, work, and financially.
by Pope4273 December 06, 2020
When you troll the night clubs for people having toilet sex and ask them can for the used condom in the hopes of getting pregnant
by Freenthebean March 30, 2019
by Harvey Urquhart September 17, 2020
by Harvey Urquhart September 17, 2020
When you threaten your boyfriend to break up if he doesn’t dip his dick in honey then use it to stir your cold brew tea.
by Trainpussy September 08, 2021