National I Just Be Dick Day

National I just be dick day falls on December 7. Famous Celebrity DVS (Initials used to preserve anonymity) The origin of this phrase started in an apologetic attempt to this day wether it was successful or not is unknown. But nowadays it serves to be the most hilarious phrase when you just wanna be dick!
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by The Nice Internet Fellow December 13, 2022
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shrink dick

The shrinking of the penis from its normal flaccid size, most commonly due to cold weather or stimulant drug use.
"my boyfriend did so much speed last night that he had a serious case of shrink dick, it was like half the size it usually is"

"its so cold out here that i know for sure i'll have a serious case of shrink dick"
by OGspeedymcgee March 18, 2016
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rehearsal dick

The old dick you have to get, before you get all the new dick, because it's been a while since you had dick, so you have to reacquaint yourself with the ways of dick.
"We're definitely gonna have sex soon...I'm nervous though, I haven't had sex in aaaaaaages"

"You need to get yourself some rehearsal dick first, reacquaint yourself. Get the old little black book out."
by That_Bev December 08, 2017
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linkie dick

A monster cock and goes deep into GX-RAZOR throat
Go suck on my linkie dick
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Ancient little dick

A nickname for a bro or homie.
George: Ayup ancient little dick?
Micheal: hey I’m not ancient!
George: why didn’t you deny the little dick part?
Micheal: Uhhmmmmm…..
by SomeKidig_ April 13, 2022
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Eat ma dick nigga

Mostly used by black people when someone is talkin trash about you n you prove them wrong.
Jake: I ain’t gon lie you ass at tha game u neva gon win.

Duck: I just won eat ma dick nigga.
by hbk_dtt July 27, 2022
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Dick touch december

Since boys can slap girls asses in October,and touch their tits in november,girls can now touch boys dicks all through december
Abbie:"i touched mathew's dick!"
Clare:"and he just let you?"
Abbie:"yea,because its dick touch december"
by 911flightattendent October 11, 2020
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