Dick-edural

A dick so big that it requires an epidural.

Bianca got hitched to a fella with a giant trouser snake. Rumour on the street says he has a dick-edural.

by PenIslandlaislabonita69 May 4, 2025

Philosophical Dick

When the dick is so good or so bad, your partner can't help but mull over some of the philosophical questions of life.

Ex. What is the meaning of life? What did I do to deserve this? Can we ever know everything?

His philosophical dick was so good I had to question the universe

by Shenzibiothane111 November 5, 2021

Bullet dick

A dick thats built like a bullet especially around the tip and that cums quick

P1: Mf kept on cumming mad quick wit his bullet dick self P2: Girllll

by Jdotmiami June 9, 2020

Dick

When someone is being rude/inconsiderate

Kyle: "Look at Amy, she's so ugly, she should wear a mask to cover her disgusting face"
Thomas: "Stop being a DICK Kyle"

by they're everywhere April 11, 2023

pinger dick

When whome has had a pinger and it just makes the penis greatfuly large to please any such woman who romes the earth.

Bloody hell , last night was wild I never knew he had a penis like that , even though he was intoxicated to the point whisky dick should of set , but unbelievably out of no where he whoops out a monster and when I asked him what and how he said it's a pinger dick and holly shit was unbelievable how big it was.

by The myth from gozzy July 23, 2019

National Suck Dick Day

National Suck Dick Day fall on April 20th

Males may have their dicks sucked multiple times in one day Females may suck as many dicks as wished and CANT be judged on this day only .

Carlos: hey Sam ,I’m with my boys, want to suck our cocks?
Sam: i wish I could but I don’t want to be called a hoe .
Carlos : it’s National Suck Dick Day

Sam: oh yeah I forgot , I will be there soon .

by Helll yeahhh May 28, 2018

Turtle dick

Someone that takes a long time to get an erection

"did you sleep with tom last night?"
"no, he had a turtle dick."

by Hairyboy2000 January 28, 2015