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Dick Riding

When someone purposefully tries to annoy you by creating an argument about something you like just to put their own likes over yours
Usually done in an persistent and annoying way
Nobody:

Nobody at all:
Person 1: MANNNN your car really lame like my car cost way more
Person 2: damn why you dick riding
by Yeakeepscrolling May 7, 2022
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Dick Blind

To be "Dick Blind" is to be completely oblivious as to how truly horrible someone is because you want to have sex with them.

Dick Blindness can be seen in most attack simps that are found on the internet, but especially on Twitter/X
Richard can't see how much of a bitch Linda is being because the silly old fool has gone dick blind
by CassieWin November 12, 2023
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Samuel's dick

Hey! Samuel's dick is so big
by Guy le Guy January 30, 2017
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Accessory Dick

The sidelining of a female sexual encounter by a man or multiple men. The men are available in penis and in spirit as accessories to the extent that the female participants desire.
If you girls want to do a three way tonight, we will be the accessory dick.
by The Deal Makers May 28, 2019
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dick cuffed

I need my dick cuffed! Who's cuffing my shit?
by Bos Diddy June 23, 2016
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Chicken Dicks

Chicken Dicks- they are male version of a sack chasers. Instead chicken head, they are chicken dicks.
"Chicken Dicks" is a male whore who works for sacks...
by LaLa is so right!! September 25, 2020
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dick poon

When some one or something fails to please in a dickly fashion.
1,I was in the middle of a desert at night, and my car decided to dick poon me!

2,my buddy is too lazy to do me a fovor, what a dick poon!
by beavermaster April 23, 2014
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