International Single day

You are single so everyday is single day!

Hoes mad ~ Vladamir Putin
International single day is like blin cyka!

by HoesMad-putin August 1, 2019

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Femboy Breeding Day

March 23rd, the day where you breed a femboy the entire day, start to finish, until you've broken their legs and rearranged their guts.

Person 1: "Hey man, yknow it's femboy breeding day today, right?"
Person 2: "Really? Dammit, I need to cancel my plans and go home to my boyfriend immediately so I can give him the breeding treatment..."

by maxiewell March 22, 2025

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national fuck day

a day where you can have sex with a guy without saying no homo

dude1 hey happy national fuck day. dude2 did you bring the condoms

by ytsspecter May 6, 2019

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kick dick day

on the 5th of October all girls have permission to go round and kick all boys dicks. have fun :)

it is going to be kick dick day on Monday cant wait

by eboy214 October 2, 2020

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Molest a Redhead Day

This holiday takes place January 8th. Please don't take advantage of the redhead. Seriously, dont.

Guy 1: oh look its January 8th!
Guy 2: its national molest a redhead day!
Guy 1: what.
Guy 2: Do you know a redhead I can...talk...too?
Guy 1: seek help

by Anonymous folk January 8, 2024

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