Schwank dick

A hereditary dick, of approximately eight inches (great girth), that has a legend history of smashing New Orleans bottoms

Left my heart and ass in New Orleans after getting that Schwank dick

by Beachbro2 July 29, 2023

trump dick

The smallest of its kind

Did you see that trump dick? It is so small!

by lijordon January 25, 2017

Dick Missile

America's latest, greatest, and most effective sucka-seeking explosive projectile since Nagasaki. (Funded willingly by you, the taxpayer.)

Chill bro. If North Korea wants to pick a fight, our dick missiles will send them back to the stone age.

by JohnnyApocalypse October 1, 2015

Popkorn Dick

It's like popcorn lung, but on your dick and Extremely painful.

Ouch!! My penis hurts, the doctor said I got Popkorn Dick from fucking that Dry Air.

by CAckbloxer November 18, 2020

Dick

A thing all men play with

My male friend play with his dick

by Daniel the 2nd February 4, 2021

Dick

The thing which when gets hard in public makes a real problem.

My dick got hard and a girl was staring at it..

by MyurbanDICKionary November 26, 2021

Dick in a waffle

Canadian version of “stick in the mud”.

Sam: Terry is being a real Dick in a waffle.
Hayley: You betcha!

by MarkOfTheBest July 15, 2023