Person 1: Babe do you know what day it is?
Person 2: Omg it’s feb 12 isn’t it?!
Person 1: Yeah it’s National Füćk Your Boyfriend Day :)
Person 2: Omg it’s feb 12 isn’t it?!
Person 1: Yeah it’s National Füćk Your Boyfriend Day :)
by ibeslangin February 02, 2021
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by NOSNELEP December 18, 2021
January seventh is global laugh at america day, please take the time out of your day to sit and reflect on how FUCKING MORONIC america is, and have a little giggle while you're at it too.
man1: oh did you hear its laugh at america day?
man2: haha really? can't belive those idiots haven't gottem themselves killed yet.
man2: haha really? can't belive those idiots haven't gottem themselves killed yet.
by RICHISPOORLOL January 07, 2021
National dead sibling day is 2nd of October it’s a day where you don’t have to celebrate just your siblings death anniversary or there birthday it’s a day where you reflect all the bad things and the good things they have done and celebrate them for how you think they would be today
National dead sibling day was the greatest thing that happened to me I was able to reflect my past ones
by Victoria_junexx October 01, 2023
December 4th is National Bite a Block of Cheese Day. Celebrate by buying a block of Extra Sharp Cheddar or Jack and chomp away.
"Skwindles just took a bite out of a cheese block."
"Wtf why?"
"It's National Bite a Block of Cheese Day, it's a requirement."
"Wtf why?"
"It's National Bite a Block of Cheese Day, it's a requirement."
by e6st December 05, 2020