Rest day

A day where you allow your aged body to recover, or you do the opposite like Andrea Moss and run when you said you wouldn’t.

I was gonna run today but decided I need a rest day

by Local legend March 17, 2023

National Make Tall People Short Day

October 25th is the day where short people mutilate tall people in order to even the height gap. Watch out anyone over 5’8”.

Boy I can’t wait for National Make Tall People Short Day

by ironninjapi October 10, 2020

National go after jonny day

September 27 is go after Jonny day.

Today you will have to annoy Jonny and tell him he gets 0 Females but everyone has to join in to find him a girl at the end of the day.

(Just a joke)

-Whats Today??
-Todays's National go after Jonny day!

by anonymous September 27, 2022

NARS IS THE BEST BOYFRIEND EVER DAY

Every Tuesday it is officially “NARS IS THE BEST BOYFRIEND EVER ” day.

Me: do you know what day it is?
NARS: it’s Tuesday.
Me: no it’s NARS IS THE BEST BOYFRIEND EVER day. QUE THE FIREWORKS!!!

by Celestine.Integrity March 5, 2024

Best day Ever

The best day ever known to man is February 11th!! If you were born on this day your are everything great!

Bob: Omg this is the best day ever!!

Joe: that’s because your with me and I’m born on February 11th

by 1great2awesome_ October 21, 2019

National british gal day

On the 2nd December it is the ”national british gal day” where everybody wears much makeup, say skunk/shit all the time, shakes their bodies and talks with a clear british accent.

-Why do you look like that?
-Because it’s the national british gal day, you skunk

by Macey xxxx November 8, 2019

National Kiss a Friend Day

April 4
A day when you can kiss any friend with or without tongue

“Hey did you here it’s national kiss a friend day?”
“Yeah I did. Pucker up!”

by JimmyHendrixWannabe947438 April 1, 2022