miracle whip

ew worst thing of all
what?! u ate miracle whip? get outta here weirdo!
by himiko holmes January 23, 2022
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Miracle Whip

Miracle Whip gives a sandwich a goblin cum flavour
by pdedes December 01, 2017
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flaccid whip

when you whip your flaccid penis across another's face/body/etc.
yo man last night this girl was being all grabby on my junk so I just pulled it out and gave her that flaccid whip
by cyanid369 May 16, 2020
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Dick whipped

The female equivalent of being pussy whipped. This happens when a guy fucks a woman so much better than any other guy she's ever met has, she'll do anything to get more dick from him. She'll do chores for him, like clean and cook for him. She won't be bitchy or cause unnecessary drama. She'll treat him with the utmost respect. Even if he doesn't treat her well.
Girls bend over backwards and treat Paul like a celebrity. They cook dinner for him. They clean his apartment and iron his clothes, even though he treats them like shit. They must be dick whipped.
by JJBravo June 19, 2024
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Dick whipped

Isn’t it how sad Monique & Madeline are dick whipped? RIP
by Momooooooe January 20, 2021
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Dick whipped

The act of pistol whipping a man's penis.
Kris fucked around with the wrong guy the ther day and got dick whipped.
by Tripdrip October 10, 2020
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dick whipped

When a female is extremely delu over a nigga that wants nothing to do with her anymore just because the dick was good.
Girl tell me why Karina is still texting Kevin’s phone like “i love you, i want you back.” even though he’s moved on months ago ctfu sis gotta be dick whipped for sure.
by Caroline256 July 25, 2019
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