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rancid wank stain

A mix of a fine Mexican tequila with the ultra creamy Irish baileys, also referred to as the Irish siesta. By relly and holdie
Those rancid wank stains will sure do ya over!
by Holdielocks April 28, 2023
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Wank Brain

A phenomenon, that occurs in most teenage boys. Who literally think about wanking all day every day, apart from when they are actually wanking. Wank Brain means the teenager is in a constant state of thinking about and longing for the next wank.
Mother to her friend. Timmy always seems so distant, he hardly communicates . If I ask him to do the dishes, he never does and says he, didn't hear me ask him. Friend. It sounds like he has Wank Brain, he will grow out of it eventually.
by CanucksEdge July 20, 2022
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Lemon wank

When you make a small cut on your penis shaft, then you proceed to cut a hole in a lemon and have a wank!
This can be painful or pleasurable.
John- "Have you heard the new wanking method? It's painful but nice at the same time! It's Lemon wanking"
Garry- "Yeah, not my kind of thing though. I think Spencer likes it!"
by Chewbacca M9 May 27, 2017
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Bloody wanks!

The term 'Bloody wanks' is slang for 'Bloody wanker'

It is used in the same way, but gives it a bit more unique than the normal word.
Sullivan: "I dont really like you..."

Michal: Well I dont like you either you bloody wanks!"
by mikkel the great October 14, 2011
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Domi-Wank

A wank dominated by a frantic nerd.

The combination of the 'wiggling' of the knees and excessive shoulder movement (up and down in most cases), no wrist action.

Often done before, during and after any event including wank, funerals and general social activities.
"Sorry I missed my exams, I had a furious Domi-Wank."
by Domi-Knows September 6, 2009
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Angry Wank

Creating your self a brand new fore skin (especially if challenged to a Surprise Space Docking challenge) by wanking really, really fast and hard..... warming up the skin and extending it way beyond the tip hopefull so far it can be placed as a cover over the tip of your opponents penis.
This one time on the Hay Plain I took an angry wank whilst staring at a cupboard. Through the window a horse was looking me right in the eye. He knew.
by Lorraine Haul May 23, 2023
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Wank Stain

The term of endearment used to describe the well know Ian Kelly.
Ian Kelly is such a wank stain and that is why he is so well liked
by Skippydo December 5, 2024
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