Fuck Factor

A magical number that when added to, subtracted from, or mutiplied or divided by any amount always increases the amount that a person is required to pay for a product or service.

I called the water company today to figure out why my bill had gone up. The rep told me to take my normal usage and multiply it by the fuck factor to determine my new rate.

by wyldwillie September 4, 2013

Fuck a friend

Meaning you are not worried about having friends. You're more concerned about getting to the paper.

"Fuck a friend, be about your business"

- Young Scooter

"Ay man everyone been switching up lately"
"Fuck a friend, get this paper"

by 610clark November 6, 2017

Fuck Cape

A hand towel worn around your neck and shoulders during sex in a bathroom. Usually because a surface is cold after changing positions (female).

Female: "This mirror is cold on my back"
Male: "Here how's that?" (Places hand towel around shoulders)
Female: "Much better now that I have my Fuck Cape"

by Belly22 January 5, 2013

Cursor Fuck

When viewing a facebook photo with snatch on display, take your cursor and scroll over the snatch. If facebook tag name appears when doin so, the said person has therefore been cursor fucked.

Georges girlfriend loves to be cursor fucked.

by TheCursorFucker3000 January 1, 2010

Destination Fucked

When you drink beer then hit yourself with the can, fall off a skateboard onto your roof while a kid flips you off, a fire is to the right, and a fat pig is walking around.

One way ticket to destination fucked

by Siraco November 29, 2018

Fuck Moash

A phrase used by the Stormlight Archive Fandom in reference to the Character Moash, given the general hatred for him.

A summary of the Stormlight Archive would be: magic by trauma and Fuck Moash

by Girl with the Rainbow Hair December 6, 2021

Love as fuck

When you want to express high level of love and you want to make it huge.

Sweetheart, I have love as fuck

by Vmovcf January 12, 2021