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spider rape

Snow White was spider raped while she was sleeping by the seven dwarves and Doopey's friend from the club
by sergento May 15, 2007
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Calculator Rape

The act of intentionally entering random numbers, letters, or symbols into one's calculator to take up space or make the calculator run out of memory. Works best with graphing calculators, as they have a big screen and letters. Words commonly used to rape calculators include "lol", "roflcopter", and "roflmao".
Paul: *Presses seemingly random numbers into a graphing calculator*

Patricia: Is he raping your calculator?

Clare: *reads calculator: "lolololololololololroflmaololomgwtfbbqlololllerskatelolololroflcopterlolol..."*

Clare: Unfortunately... This is the worst case of calculator rape yet.
by Valigro1021 December 13, 2010
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rape yourself

a man or woman masterbating themselfs
If you rape yourself you are jerking off or fingering yourself to a orgasm..
by jason 510 September 1, 2006
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handshake rape

when someone asserts their dominance over you in a handshake by grabbing your fingers before you have a chance to get a proper grip
Jonah: So man, how did that job interview go?

Heath: Well I felt pretty good going into it, but then I got handshake raped by the interviewer and it all went downhill from there.
by Ginger Balls 69 December 23, 2011
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Rape Face

When a grown man completely shave his mustache and beard off. Leaving a ruff patchy look afterwards. OR, when a man shaves off his mustache, he takes on the look of a predator (rapist)
-Dave came to work today with the rape face.

-Oh...wow just gonna walk in with the rape face
by full grown beard February 24, 2011
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rape victim

1. unwilling penis-treatment recipient

2. someone who gets pwnt in a game so bad it feels like rape
dude, check that rape victim slapping himself for team dragging!
by happychap November 2, 2008
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ate-rape

To catch a female off guard and perform oral sex on her.
#1 -- "Tasha, Damon ate-raped me last nite -- I woke up at 3 o'clock in there morning and he was down there going for it!"

#2 -- Dena knew that today's ate-raping performed by Steve was
excellent because he got her as soon as she walked thru the door and without hesitation.
by VaNellie!!!! January 5, 2009
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