internet

(adj.) fake, not real, not actually

"She's pretty famous."
"Real famous or internet famous?"

"I have dozens of friends."
"Real friends or internet friends?"

"I was being ironic."
"Real ironic or internet ironic?"

"I literally want to punch you in the face right now."
"Real literally or internet literally?"

by causticAnatomy June 10, 2017

The Internet Special

A slew of internet harassment, including but not limited to: death threats, general harassment, doxxing, etc.

It must be all these things, at once, one isolated case is not enough to be considered "The Internet Special".

Coined by the fact that this kind of behavior only happens on the internet, and it is to be expected when you stir a beehive on the internet.

damn, you're really surprised you got the Internet Special?

by A.U.S August 6, 2025

Internet Condom

A VPN, or anything that mostly masks what you do online.

Person 1: Hey, do you know any good Internet Condoms?
Person 2: Mullvad is a good option.

by brodean3 March 23, 2024

Rules Of The Internet

A list of rules written by a bunch of soyboys who think the internet should have rules.

All you need to know is that anonymous and 4chan have major holdings in the rules when they shouldn't.

Anonymous: Follow the rules of the internet and you will stay fine...

Chad: FUCK YOU! I'M DIVIDING BY ZERO AND I'M GOING TO DISCUSS /B/!!

by Ashley H 705 July 28, 2021

internet meme

funni stuff on the internet
when overused its not funni anymore
and then becames funni years later

ayo i make this internet meme about mr incredible
lets post it
*proceeds to watch mr incredible becoming sus uncanny scared earape blah blah blah*

by urban dictionary is 4chan February 24, 2022

Internet Weblink

A link that takes you to a website from an email.

"I will include an internet weblink in the email I am sending you"

by Ztothehoop December 15, 2012

internet privacy

non-existent, thanks to google, oracle, Facebook, PayPal, Amazon, zoom, messenger, Oculus, Instagram, Twitch, youtube, and many many more other assholes out there.

person 1: I have internet privacy, I'm not being spied on... right?
person 2: you poor, poor soul...

by h3xed February 27, 2022