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Introduce John Thomas to Aunt Flo

Having sex with a woman who is having her period.
Ugh ... my girlfriend just got her period, so now I gotta introduce John Thomas to Aunt Flo tonight!
by MarioCBreeze August 6, 2024
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Thomas

A crusty old man that smells of out of date mayonnaise.
''What's that smell?''
''Oh, it must be Thomas''
by MayoMan69 November 27, 2021
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hailie thomas

Someone who says S E N P A I alot
by Hailie Thomas June 1, 2017
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april thomas

Undefinable it's April Thomas the words are not in the human vocabulary to describe her beauty!
That girl is just.... Wow... April Thomas
by Rubber ducky September 7, 2016
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Thomas

who is that?.
thomas.
by mr kools May 3, 2022
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Thomas Lowe

The best teacher ever. Endlessly patient and truly cares about his students well being. If he was a song it would be Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley, if you need a good roast go to Mr. Lowe, he's playing chess while everyone else is playing checkers, he's tougher than a two dollar steak, and his hair is always on fleak (even when it isn't). He loves science and business, but be careful cause his passion might just sweep you up and make you a believer. Kindest man you'll ever meet. If you ever get the privilege of meeting him, kidnap him and never let him go. He is leaving our school this year so if you find yourself with a blonde/redhead vice principle at your school, get to know him. You won't regret it.

- Senior chem students 2022
Holly: Thomas Lowe is the best teacher ever!
Haille: I know!!! I'm going to miss him so much!
by Harrystylesiskool June 17, 2022
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Thomas bros maps

Chances are if you were a taxi driver a bicycle courier messaged or just an itinerant wanderer of the san Francisco bay area in the 1980s to 1990s you had at least 1 copy of the Thomas bros spiral bound map guides. These guides were invaluable towards navigating. The Bay area. As iconic as they were they were eventually bought out by the Rand MC Nally Corp everything went digital and you know the rest
Siri:' Left turn in 50 yards"me:"shut up siri! I still have my trusted
Thomas bros maps with me!"
by 4realazitgits April 1, 2021
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