Buy sausage

Starve to hall. I do not know where it is ... hmmm ... but heard Aunt Annie said yesterday at dinner ...

"If you do not stop feeding me this crap, I'll buy sausage"

by Abrikos December 19, 2016

sausage tunnel

A male penis that has been surgically altered and transformed into a female vagina.

Tom: Yo! I finally had sex with Tiffany last night. She was able to take all 5 inches of my manhood in her vagina.

Jeff: What do you mean in her vagina? Last year Tiffany was named George. He had surgery to turn his dick into a sausage tunnel. You just put your penis in another penis.

Tom: whatever! A hole is a hole ahole!

by SausageTunnel May 3, 2023

Sausage Bullet

A poorly time, and unfunny comment that ruins the entire joke.

Spubert: Yknow those funny tiktoks where they say their ordering a pizza, but they only dial three numbers
Reed: "Yes the pizza is armed" haha
Kayla: "Can I get some sausage bullets" hahaha...
...
*crickets*
*side eyes*

by Spubert January 17, 2025

Saucy Sausage Dip

The act of a guy having anal sex after she has defecated without wiping her asshole. After he pulls his faeces-covered penis out of her anus he makes her suck it clean

“Yeah Joel and Grace hit it off hard last night, you should have heard then. I even think they had a little Saucy Sausage Dip”

by megacockmuncher October 31, 2021

Sausage party

An orgy that involves multiple nonces like Callum Robson Jamie hunt and Richard from Macdonald's

I found a camp site today and I witnessed a disgusting sausage party

by Connorevanson November 3, 2019

Sausage Slicing

The act of cutting ones sausage (penis) for sexual pleasure or torture

Dude last night Betty tied me to her bed and started sausage slicing me I was screaming in pain and pleasure

by Damen doggy January 20, 2017

Sausage forest

Male pubes.

Jesus Christ, he has a huge sausage forest!

by hurrdur October 11, 2015