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Man backed up in traffic for the 300 miles : ARGH! PENIS!
Andre the Giant at being disqualified by Jake Tunney : ARGH PENIS!
Andre the Giant at being disqualified by Jake Tunney : ARGH PENIS!
by The Replicator December 20, 2014
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Her ganders may occur frequently or at random times of interest. She prefers the site of her boyfriend's penis but would look at another if it flopped out from an unsecured zipper.
It brings her joy and sexual arousal.
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Her ganders may occur frequently or at random times of interest. She prefers the site of her boyfriend's penis but would look at another if it flopped out from an unsecured zipper.
It brings her joy and sexual arousal.
by Dmuffin July 19, 2018
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Person 1: wow I just popped 200 penis pills and had a fucking heart attack
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