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Mud cricket

A female who enjoys white claws only slightly more than giving blow Jon’s to ransoms guys driving their fathers truck. Often found in the Hogwaller mud holes just outside of Palatka fl. Can be identified by the rubber boots and push up bikini top she wears. Also frequently screams “yeet yeet” for absolutely no reason.
This mud cricket is covered in mud and wants to blow me and my buddy.
by Old drunk. June 25, 2021
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Mud butt

When you take a large shit and have to use like half a roll of toilet paper because your shit is like sticky tar. Shit smears instead of wiping off. When you wipe it gets messier before it gets clean.
Mud butt is the #1 cause of skid marks
by Michele_plus_one August 5, 2016
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Mud Mayhem

When you have diarrhea multiple times within a 6 hour span
Dude I could not sleep, Ii was Mud Mayhem last night
by WoWs Supply Co. June 27, 2024
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Mud Canvas

A Mud Canvas most commonly appears in a public restroom. Sometimes a Mud Canvas is accidental but many times it’s on purpose. If you have ever been in a Public Restroom with Shit spread all over the wall you have seen a Mud Canvas. You know it’s on purpose when you see artistic elements when some dick fancies themselves as a primitive Pablo Picasso hence a Mud Canvas.
Man the poor janitor had to go in the restroom to clean it up because some dick left a Mud Canvas .
by King Yamayama December 13, 2024
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Arabian mud bath

Where mick let’s his poop dry on his ass and build up for two weeks then pulls it off like waxing his asscrack
Mick does a Arabian mud bath once a month
by Thereaperthatgoesdeeper November 6, 2018
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European Mud Slap

Pulling back the foreskin of your penis after a mind blowing colon extravaganza and slapping the male in the face with your shit covered cock
I think Ricky's european mud slap gave me pink eye!
by TheColonCommander99 December 24, 2021
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red mud

when you pop a hemorrhoid while having diarrhea and it’s a mix of red and brown
jake: dude i popped a hemmy last night, had me a red mud water fall
by e. honda’s jock strap February 13, 2022
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