Monkey's Breakfeast

When the man inserts a banana in the woman's vagina and eats the banana while performing oral sex. It got popular after a couple in New York told thier friends and the girl said it felt amazing.

Last night we did the Monkey's Breakfeast, it was amazing!

by tikihead January 19, 2010

Fuck Monkey

Whenever you are having sex and you are about to cum so you put your hand under your ass and take a shit, then slap her in the face with it.

She said that she was into some freaky shit. I thought she mean like chains. She went full Fuck Monkey on me.

by OOSHY MAMA August 28, 2017

Monkey Staircase

Noun: a totally random interjection, event or act.

Verb:

1. to interject something totally random into conversation.

2. to perform a completely random act

Sheryl and I were having a normal conversation until Walter wandered by and monkey staircased us by shouting about Republicans.

by mouseodoom November 9, 2011

Sacrifice the Monkey

When a male, esp. a male of African ancestry, gives up his virginity

Inspired by All in the Family episode titled Archie's Operation.

This guy said he will not sacrifice the monkey until he's married.

by mama'sfamilynut1983 March 5, 2013

Monkey thrust

When you jump on to her penetrations the sexual holes

Girl let me monkey thrust you

by The Berger and Ethan May 17, 2019

Rape Monkey

People who rape others

A rapist

People who go around raping people like monkeys

He's a rape monkey! Stay away from him!

That heavyset, bright skinned man with the beard, who looks like a bootlegged Heavy D is a rape monkey. Do not go near any heavyset, bright skinned men with a beard who may or may not look like Heavy D. They are rape monkeys.

by Babypac May 2, 2020

monkey patch

The hair on someone's lowermost back in a small patch. Usually where a girl would have her "tramp stamp"

"When I banged your sister doggystyle last night I wanted to comb her monkey patch, it was so thick"

by JCizzero February 11, 2014