january 5th

january 5th is national boobs day. share your boobs with someone ;)

someone: its january 5th yk what that means ;) *sends pics of their boobs*

by vyz. January 4, 2022

January 30

National hang your English teacher day!
Your English teacher must be hung :3 you can get the entire class in on it!

Sorry Mrs Girard... it has to be done.. it's January 30th!

by HotStuffHighSchool January 30, 2024

January 25th

National ask someone for nudes day, it doesn't matter if they say yes or no, you are required to ask.

"Its January 25th, Jessica please." - Bob

by Bob Ross 25 January 25, 2022

January 1st

National Jerk Off Day a day to jerk off.

“Hey dude it’s January 1st, National Jerk Off Day. Wanna jerk off?”

by LilGreenFry November 3, 2019

26th of January

Whoo hoo! It’s time to drop-kick all of those bitches you hate day!!

“26th of January, The best day of the year!”

by Cxrps3 January 26, 2025

january canada

what we call my friend

me; have you heard from january canada

mickey; he died in a car accident

me, damn that sucks hastqag trooledd

by korrodednutz October 28, 2021

January 3rd

There is nothing on this day soo imma make it national slide up or dm your crush day

You: *sees crush posts*
Also you: its January 3rd i should tell her how I feel

by Doritojahofficial November 23, 2021