butt fissure

A crack in your ass, literally. May cause proliferate bleeding, see a doctor.

I ate a bunch of glass for breakfast and the next day I had a butt fissure, who knew?

by Flaquita September 1, 2008

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butt must

The odor, often redolent of swamp ass, related to perspiration in the region of the thighs and buttocks; may be caused by improper attire as well as poor personal hygiene, the walk of shame, road marches in Texas, deployments to deserts, or Mormonism.

"Dude, I was on the train the other day and there was this fat chick who must have been the target of a gang bang her butt must was so bad."

by Myconfidence October 23, 2006

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Slimy Butt

Slimy Butt is when you can definately feel some moisture collecting in the butt crack, more specifically concentrated around the anus. Slimy Butt is most often caused by a poor job of wiping the butt after a poop. Slimy Butt often leads to Itchy Anus if not attended to.

Johnny-Boy: Aaahhh man, i had such a bad case of slimy butt i had to go wipe myself clean.

Todd: Good work Johnny-Boy, do you feel any better?

Johnny-Boy: You bet! I can finally walk around without an odd sensation in my crack.

by Androu March 11, 2008

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butt stogie

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A hand rolled cigarette made entirely from the recycled tobacco of discarded cigarette ends. The term 'stogie' was originally used to describe cheap cigars.

Dave: Hey Kev we're outta ciggies.

Kev : Pass me the ashtray and the skins then dude and ill roll a butt stogie!

by MCMXCV April 7, 2008

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