Chill bro

A phrase, used in extreme cases, which is directed toward an individual with little or no chill. Ironically, the phrase usually has little to no effect, and in many cases incites the individual to show even less chill.

Guy 1: "You come into my house, eat from my fridge, fuck my wife, and take a dump in my toilet?!?"

Guy2: "Woahhhhhhh chill bro"

*Guy1, realizing Guy2 is actually no "bro" of his, loses all chill he had left*

by Chillbro March 17, 2017

Bro Mo

An EPIC moment that you experienced with some bros. Short for Bro Moment, can also be said as Broment

DUDE! That was such an EPIC bro mo.

by SHMOO_22 January 12, 2019

sailor bro

a person who would otherwise be a bro, but sails; this would mean that they have some critical thinking skills, and rather than knowledge of lifting, they can offer knowledge of all things sail related.

Bro: "Do you even lift bro?"
Sailor Bro: "I get my lift on with Clifton... do you even sail bro?"

by Pickleszsz March 19, 2014

exlax bro

A male from the age of 25 or so onwards that can't give up the life of laxing. Generally they become highly offended when you disrespect the sport of lacrosse. Signs of an exlax bro are...
• Their life goal is to become a teacher for the sole purpose to become a high school lacrosse coach.
•They play for a mens club team and the highlight of their year is being made officer of the club.
•They wish they had more college elligibility to continue playing college lacrosse at a D3 school.

"God I hate Marshall. He is such a pole smoking exlax bro."

by Chupasquanchmo May 31, 2016

Golf bro

Similar and closely related to a dude bro, the golf bro spends his time discussing golf, drinking at golf courses and running over fellow golf bros with golf carts

man that golf bro just leveled three bros before putting the cart in the lake

by Datsu smallcoch May 18, 2021

Old Bro

Usually a white male between 30 and 40 years of age. Wears affliction clothing and lots of axe. Not typically as much of a douche bag as "bros" but still tries to act the "tough guy" role. Usually married with kids, the old bro, tries to cling to youth by dressing and working out with real bros. Can be spotted by their lack of matching clothing, and they are usually injured because they try to keep up with young bros at the gym.

Dude, that old bro busted his knee trying to squat too much. But he does have a pretty rockin affliction shirt on.

Bro Bromance Brosanity

by HalfChub June 11, 2014

sael bro’s

Two big dick dudes.

aka mermaid man & barnacle boy
Both strong enough to defeat shaggy with a snap.
Cool as fuck

girl 1: Boy, those sael bro’s are f*cking epic.
girl 2: I heard they are immortal.
girl 3: I want to love them so bad .😫
girl 1: I love the Emo one way more.
girl 3: The sporty one can shoot his shot at me anytime.

by ihaveneverliedinmylife February 16, 2019